We imprison the wrong people in this country, this America of ours.
We jail millions of people for drug use. A few pharmaceutical companies are among the most profitable.
We incarcerate shoplifters. Stock traders make millions through short-selling, profiting from others’ losses.
We rightly lock up rapists. Executives from companies collect millions in bonuses [...]
Plural for penis? Dictionary can’t decide between pe·nis·es or pe·nes. Guess I better use dicks. Don’t ask why I need to know.
Tagged blurts2 bathrooms & 4 women in the house. No problem. Bird bath in the back yard. And this almost private spot behind a tree. Morning, neighbor!
Tagged blurts“Stress Management in Difficult Financial Times” now offered at work. If it doesn’t include heroin to shoot under our tongues, why bother?
Tagged blurtsMaybe it’s true. Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii. He’s spliced together from the DNA of Shaft & Spock: http://tinyurl.com/6jhlgu
Tagged blurtsRead this book if you dare: http://tinyurl.com/cyblpo. You’ll laugh. Your mouth will gape. You’ll shower a lot. 2 words: Godzilla bukkake.
Tagged joesmithreally, tweet, twitterSure, it made CNN, but I’d rather skip an obituary headline of “Mad Cow Expert Dies.” And, uh, death from Mad Cow Disease, too.
Tagged joesmithreally, tweet, twitterMarch Madness soon to be followed by April Angst, May Malaise and, my favorite, June Jitters.
Tagged joesmithreally, tweet, twitterNew, from the makers of Ass Shellac, the crack sealant that has swept the nation…. Taint Paint!
Tagged joesmithreally, tweet, twitterNew state slogan:
Wisconsin – Where Spring Lasts a Week