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{ Monthly Archives } April 2009

My apologies for the use of “bitch ho” earlier.
That was inaccurate.
“Ass rapist maniac” works better.

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Fucken twitter.
I haven’t had it this bad since coke in ‘84.
You bitch ho.

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Electron used to be my fave part of the atom.
Flying. Crazy & free.
Now it’s the neutron.
Just sitting there.
Heavy, without charge.

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I just want to pee in my own back yard.
Is that too much to ask, America?

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Haven’t flown in years, but I’ve heard of new rules.
Does anyone know if there’s a limit on the amount
of PCP you can take on a plane?

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Measured my bag.
Just to make sure.
Yup. It’s plenty small
enough to carry on
the plane.

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I wanna hear Obama say
“HELL YEAH.” Just once.
You know he wants to, right?

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All my hygiene products fit in the category of you get what you pay for.

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Not much to pack.
Traveling is easier
for the unhygienic.

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Having lost the battle to keep Barbie dolls from my daughters, I find considerable solace in their flair for beheading Ken.

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