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{ Monthly Archives } May 2009

Nope, I’m not above underwear …

Nope, I’m not above underwear jokes.
Believe me, I’m quite beneath underwear.
When I’m wearing ‘em right.

There. Smells so good. Nice c…

There. Smells so good.
Nice clean stack of underwear.
This time, I’m gonna keep em that way.

Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, eve…

Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, even Miley Cyrus… No, thanks. Not for our grrlz. Maybe Burqa Bitch will be more popular soon.

This “Tumblarity” of which som…

This “Tumblarity” of which some speak.
That’s a competitive game? Like golf?
Low score wins?

With all the birds we feed, yo…

With all the birds we feed, you’d think some of ‘em would be good enough to plant these flowers. Snow White wasn’t that hot.

These Impatiens & Marigolds I …

These Impatiens & Marigolds I got a week ago sure look good on the patio. In their little plastic pots.

My kingdom for clean underwear…

My kingdom for clean underwear.
Right. I don’t have a kingdom.
Fair enough. Serf needs clean underwear.

Life’s too short for too many …

Life’s too short for too many friends.

Sr. Citizens’ Sex Auction Sale…

Sr. Citizens’ Sex Auction Sales Pitch: He has all his original equipment and some of it still works.

If we can teach our kids only …

If we can teach our kids only one thing that sticks, it’s the difference between want and need.