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{ Monthly Archives } September 2009

If a Con-job fell in a forest …

If a Con-job fell in a forest of reality, would s/he still hear Glenn Beck scream? #tcot

I wish someone would give *me*…

I wish someone would give *me* a “special job.”
Even a not-so-special one would do me good.

Secret to low blood pressure? …

Secret to low blood pressure?
Practice weekly human sacrifice.
Increase dose as needed.

Male, 49, sendentary, cig + he…

Male, 49, sendentary, cig + herb smoker, alphabet soup of DSM-IV shit & rage, twitter troll meany. Blood pressure? 106/60. HA!

If you want to be taken seriou…

If you want to be taken seriously while musing upon Don Quixote, you should wear a poodle hat.

If Cervantes were writing now,…

If Cervantes were writing now, I guess he’d say: the thumbs are the tongue(s) of the mind? Not quite as good somehow.

If Cervantes were writing now,…

If Cervantes were writing now, I guess he’s say the thumbs are tongue of the mind? *shudder*

The pen is the tongue of the m…

The pen is the tongue of the mind.
[La pluma es lengua del alma.]
Miguel de Cervantes, *Don Quixote*

I’m not allowed people. Maybe…

I’m not allowed people.
Maybe your people could sneak me some squares.
I’ll beat my head on the fun yard wall.
17 times.

Late lunch at the desk: dining…

Late lunch at the desk: dining of the damned.