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{ Monthly Archives } November 2009

Tie on. Tie in. Tie up. Tie do…

Tie on. Tie in. Tie up. Tie down. Each has a specific context.
Now go tie off and slump back into your corner, ne c’est pas?

Did that Big-Ass Jesus over Ri…

Did that Big-Ass Jesus over Rio bellow out a new commandment one day?
“Thou shalt be shaven!”
Mysterious ways, Big Dude.

Polls are in. Brazilians unani…

Polls are in. Brazilians unanimously exclaim: All the pain is worth the gain.

Bye bye, face. You’re too much…

Bye bye, face. You’re too much.

Baby blue stocking hats? What’…

Baby blue stocking hats? What’s with that? Don we now our gay apparel?
Queer it. Don’t gay it. There’s a difference.

Literally sitting in a pond of…

Literally sitting in a pond of soaked carpet @ work today.
People ask: Is that a leak or are you overjoyed to see me?

Double dare you to stay still….

Double dare you to stay still. ? http://blip.fm/~h2wf5

Slay the fucken day. ? http…

Slay the fucken day. ? http://blip.fm/~h2r96

The results are in. 3 words: F…

The results are in. 3 words: Fuck, people, love.
Yup. That pretty much covers it.

Driving Monday into a hollow d…

Driving Monday into a hollow daze.