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{ Monthly Archives } December 2009

And my wildly popular Funniest…

And my wildly popular Funniest 50 Twitites: http://bit.ly/6ebtXI

Yup another list. Fave 2009 al…

Yup another list. Fave 2009 albums: http://bit.ly/52GdLR

Dicing serrano & poblano peppe…

Dicing serrano & poblano peppers, in low rhythmic chant:
Scrub hands before peeing.
Scrub hands before peeing.
Scrub hands before peeing.

Carnivore at the healthy food …

Carnivore at the healthy food store.
“Are you a member of our co-op?”
My wife is. I just came for the meat.

Skullfuck cancer @Beef_Tongue….

Skullfuck cancer @Beef_Tongue. In front of its granny.

Apologies for the retard. I w…

Apologies for the retard.
I was just talking to myself.

Social retard steps in it agai…

Social retard steps in it again. Here’s a better not list.
2009 fave song mix: http://bit.ly/7mCnB9

I used to be an asshole. Or a …

I used to be an asshole. Or a dick.
Sometimes a fuck. Straight up.
Since twitter, I’m a douchebag.
Curious development.
Bye online 2009.

Argh! Huge omission. Love her …

Argh! Huge omission. Love her or hate her, she changed what’s been a game since favrd’s launch & she’s damn smart & funny. @debihope

Lepers still have taste. My fu…

Lepers still have taste. My funniest 50 Twitites: http://bit.ly/6ebtXI Pass it on. Or not.