After shave should be renamed …
After shave should be renamed after FACE ONLY shave.
After shave should be renamed after FACE ONLY shave.
This day could’ve begun with a screaming rodent snatched away in the talons of a bird of prey. Might as well go back to bed.
Damn. The hawk *just* missed a squirrel.
Apparently, whiskey is an inappropriate choice of liquor for a parent/teacher conference.
Hmm. Sigh.
Shitting in the middle of the living room floor is less offensive than interrupting a woman watching “Lost.”
A as in one.
At least one.
STFU. OK.
Fuck angels. There are no fucken angels.
“Goodnight Da… I mean, goodnight monster of death.”
“I’m gonna toot.”
Night, grrlz.
Night
anglez.
“Kiss us, monster of death.”