Running late for work this mor…
Running late for work this morning. Hurry’s not my speed & I suck at multitasking. Wiped my teeth, brushed my ass & shaved my head.
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I’ve got an inexplicable music & web attraction to Canadians & Scots. Is this a burgeoning fetish for polite, up-kilt ass rape?
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I love my kids dearly. But I kinda wish they’d come with reset buttons. Stubborn, crazed implosion over the wrong damn stuffy? Reboot.
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If my wife & 3 girlz synchronize their periods, can that create, like… a tornado? A black hole? Need to know. Home Depot guy was no help.
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Tuck-in talk w/girlz, 5 & 7. 5yo: “Infinity is a number.” 7yo: “What comes after infinity?” Dumb dad, head exploding: “Goodnight, girls.”
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There are only 3 answers to all broken things: (1) reboot, (2) jiggle the handle, (3) duct tape.
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New web system up for 2 days now. The campus isn’t on fire. Nobody’s screaming at us. It seems to work? No, no. Something must be wrong.
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Dark humor is the tiny hammer of the damned.
Also tagged“I love mankind; it’s people I…
“I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.” – Charles Schultz
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One of those days when only Leonard Cohen, Joy Division & The Velvet Underground make a soundtrack that fits.
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